- Mr. Picky Eater & No Table Manners- After a semester of this guy in my philosophy class asking me out, I gave in and let him take me to dinner. He asked me to pick the place, so I chose Ruby Tuesdays because it has a menu selection that includes just about everything and is cheap for a college student. He thought it was a great idea. We get there, and he tells the waiter he doesn't like anything on the menu then when he finally finds something he can tolerate, he holds his utensils like a toddler just learning how to feed himself. Shovels the food in. Good thing the waiter was delicious. Needless to say- I lost that guy's number. Poor guy- if only he had paid more attention in his 22 years of life to how people around him in restaurants eat...
- No! I don't want to make out with you! Blind date with a guy I met via Yahoo!Personals (btw worst online dating site ever...don't ever go on it) in college...We had a nice dinner & the conversation was flowing but I wasn't attracted to him at all. Nice guy but no attraction. I guess my mistake was agreeing to go play MiniGolf with him. While waiting in line to get our golf clubs, he tried to hold my hand. Politely I removed it & told him I was comfortable with that yet (wtf do you say to NOT hurt his feelings?) So I thought that sent the message, along with me not trying to be near him or flirt at all during 18 holes of mini-golf.....that I wasn't into him. Well no...he went for the hug & kiss. Awkward....
- Fireman at the Night Club....After I broke up with "The Pilot" my friends were awesome and forced me to go reclaim my singledom by putting on a cute dress, heels & strutting my stuff on the town. This meant me drinking a TON more than was probably necessary (okay maybe not) and dancing with strange men & apparently giving out my business number to a few of them. (one of whom was incredibly sexy & straight and did lead to an actual date later that month) But the most shocking were the 2 men who told me they were firemen & I thought that maybe they were just kidding like they were with "The Village People" kind of firemen. They gave off a huge gay vibe, which judging by the zillions of random texts I got for a month afterwards- not gay. Thank GOD I gave out the Google Voice # so I could block them. I didn't want to see their "firehose" and no I didn't want to "try it out".....creepy.
- Cheater on a JetPlane! I was flying a midwestern route a little over a year ago when a guy got on wearing a sweatshirt of a college nearby my first college. I struck up a conversation and found that he and his coworker that he was traveling with work for the same company as my best friend. Also, he knew my first college boyfriend from Sophomore year of college because of the Air Force. He was cute sooo when he gave me his business card and told me to call him next time I was in town visiting my best friend, I looked him up on Facebook. The next day he friend requested me & sent me a message telling me how cool & random it was to meet someone like me who knew the same people and that we should get together soon. Looked at his profile to discover it said "In a Relationship" and asked my best friend. The guy just got engaged a month prior! Remove Friend!
Next up.....Travels with Mr. Ultimate: A week of navigating Spain without speaking much Spanish.
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